“Hmph, back again I see, thought my stories might have bored you or at the least left you in a state of crippling despair.” He says moving from the floor to the window ceiling, “Wasn’t too long ago that I found myself seated in a dark room, that bastard! I had told him numerous times, Hey I have to go to the bathroom, Hey you probably might want to wake up! I even jumped on the bed hoping that me walking cross his long stretched out body would magically wake him, I spoke my natural language to him, pawed at him, and even tried biting his calf but….nothing. As I lay there under his bed, I would have some criticism but it was comforting and warm, I knew as well that my new owner was use to being alone…..wait! what was that? That’s him, he is awake. Setting there ready as his long legs dangle from the side of the bed to the front making their tango way towards the door. The slight crack to the rest of the house became a quick blur as I rushed past him, making him wobble in the process only letting out a shriek of a soft sorry”{Laughs} “Sorry as If I’m the one who locked myself in the room, my apologizes I by no means planned to get sidetracked, but where was I? oh, yes I jumped on the window ceiling immediately sweeping my paw to knock those ugly vases off their balance. Shattering delicately, I hate those plane standard orange pots.
That last one must have been a kicker for him though, as he walked out of the bathroom you know? Very groggy and mumbling like he was still asleep, he didn’t fool me…no not for a second, he must’ve also believed his hairless ape speed was a match for my mine. Hey now that’s a funny joke, here, here I have another one to try; How long does it take a human to find their car keys?…. you wait for them to stop sticking their nose up at everything” He lifts his paw over his snout just to lick his claws clean {laughs}, getting up to stretch letting his back lengthen to a slight “S” shape, extending his arms until his claws stretched out with him almost as a natural reflex. “It’s okay, I didn’t expect you to laugh. It’s hard to comprehend comical commentary like mine with such a brain. After some time he came back around and cleaned up the mess of broken pottery and soil, sprinkled everywhere from the cough to the carpet to the wooden floor; honestly, this is more of a test but I’m sure you’ve figured that out already….too bad he hasn’t. what fun would it be to have to listen to them try and give you commands and lines to no cross, oh my imaginary barriers they put down, ooouuuu!.” Jumping down on his owner’s lap, “Sometimes, when he is up like right now, we find some strange companionship in watching Duck-tails or Tom and Jerry.
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